Before & After

Before marriage.. I die for you.
After marriage..You die, up to you. 
Lagi lama married.. You die I help you!

Before marriage...You go anywhere..I follow you. 
After marriage... You go anywhere..up to you. 
Lagi lama married...You go anywhere...better get lost!!

Before wedding - "you are my heart, you are my love" 
After wedding - "you get on my nerves."

Before wedding - "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella" 
After wedding - "you are worse than godzila."

Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak 
After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding - Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill 
After wedding - Furthest you go is Gasing Hill

Before wedding - He opens the car door 
After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding - She / he was your ideal 
After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal

So beware of the consequences
Just For Fun (",)